http://www.cupofjohn.com Cooler than Twitter Sat, 21 Aug 2010 13:47:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc http://www.cupofjohn.com/my-euphemisms/hitchhike/ http://www.cupofjohn.com/my-euphemisms/hitchhike/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2004 17:35:59 +0000 John http://www.cupofjohn.com/?p=137 Why don’t you stick your thumb out and hitchhike the hell out of here?

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