A Room’s Maximum Capacity

How do the building inspectors (yes these people are all around) judge how many people meet the Maximum Capacity for a room? Do they stuff people into a room and then say, “Well we could stuff another guy in here couldn’t we?” “I don’t know chief it looks a little risky, the room might blow.” But, seriously now, the biggest problem with this process are midgets (I know you’re all saying “Well John you’re a midget” or your saying “I’m taller than you John and I have a fat head!” Well Go to Hell!- Sorry-continue reading). Where was I? Oh yes, I like chairs. No- midgets. Ah yes. Midgets are why so many building inspectors commit suicide and become abusive uncles. Midgets are the reason all right… and fat people. But fat people are made fun of enough. This thought goes out to all the fat people in the audience, but not to the fat midgets. They still suck.